Election Stumper

[Wild Bill]

It is time to elect a new governor (or president, or mayor).

Here the facts about the three leading candidates:

 

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with

astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks

8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used

opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey each evening.

 

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,

drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

 

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.