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  1. I wonder if anyone will bring cannabis seeds? Everyone can grow 12, and I would sure like to trade out to get some variety going. No selling allowed, but swapping doesn't count as selling, does it? Whether trading or not, this could be an event of interest: https://www.tadl.org/event/seed-swap/
  2. Will industrial hemp have to be grown in an "enclosed locked area" too, hidden from public view, or are there no similar restrictions under the new law? (I'm thinking huge open fields similar to cornfields). From what I have read, industrial hemp can produce a variety of terpenes, resins, flowers, and looks and smells identical to it's high THC cousin. George Washington said "plant hemp everywhere". I'm all for that. Anyone know where hemp seeds for strains suitable for Michigan climate are available?
  3. https://fox17online.com/2018/08/03/80-year-old-medical-marijuana-patient-with-expired-card-jailed-for-less-than-eighth-of-cannabis/
  4. Here is a simple recipe and anyone can make this stuff: Run cannabis leaves, flowers, and softer stems through a juice machine such as a Champion, or a similar model. Enjoy the raw cannabis juice, but don't throw away that pulp! Instead, press the pulp into little "pancakes" or balls. The thinner it is, the quicker it will dry in the sun. Place in a shallow cardboard box and let it sit on the dashboard of your car in the sun for a few hours. Alternately, you can place the wet pulp cakes right on the roof or trunk lid of your vehicle while it is parked in the hot sun (dark colored vehicles get
  5. While "medicatiing" on this new substance, I designed a homemade label just for fun. Posted it to the "pictures" forum. Check it out!
  6. impatient

    Uncle Yoder's Amish Horse Plop

    A picture of my homemade label on a tin the same size as an "Altoids" tin.
  7. Recently I posted my experiences juicing cannabis leaves. I mentioned that the ground-up byproduct from juicing in a Champion Juice Machine (when dried) looks just like the "byproduct" that you see along the road in horse and buggy country. If you like a milder form of cannabis, you will really freak out on this stuff. I've decided to name it "Uncle Yoder's Amish Horse Plop". But wait....there's more! I just wrote a fictional story about the origin of this strange substance. I hope you enjoy the story, and if you make some, I hope you enjoy this product as much as I do. Here's the story (fict
  8. The Champion is a little slower rpm. and it really is a heavy duty machine. If drying and smoking the pulp is not desired, then leaf can be juiced at the same time together with carrot or any other high-moisture fruit or vegetable instead of dipping the cannabis leaves in plain water. Drink the juice, but the resulting pulp will have a consistency similar to applesauce and can be eaten too for it's "roughage". There are endless recipes that can be tried such as cannabis/carrot/orange, cannabis/beet, cannabis/pineapple, etc. etc. Also the Champion comes with a solid plate that can be used in p
  9. I never tried making the smoothies. A couple of my mature plants got knocked over and were damaged so I decided to juice them right away to eliminate unexpected overages. Both plants were partially into flower. I ended up with 2 quarts of juice in addition to the pulp that the juice machine expelled. Keep in mind that I added a little bit of water to the leaves when feeding them into the Champion Juicer. I drank the juice "straight", drinking 1 quart immediately and then the other quart the next day. I didn't experience any "high", and the juice really flushed out my digestive tract. I like ra
  10. I tried juicing raw cannabis for the first time today. It is important that I mention that I used a Champion juicer, because anyone who has used one is familiar with the pulp that the Champion juicer expels. I found what worked best for me was to use only leaves and the soft leaf stems, dipping the raw leaves in a bowl of water just prior to juicing and then grinding the sopping-wet leaves. The juice was great. What interested me too was the leftover pulp. I gathered the pulp and put it between 2 pieces of canvas and rolled it flat with a rolling pin. I rolled it out thin deliberately so it wo
  11. There's also a "Mlive" article that goes into more detail about this at: http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2015/11/fired_medical_marijuana_users.html Nice to see some good news :-)
  12. See the Detroit Free Press article at: http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/11/05/appeal-deniedmedical-marijuana-firings-get-jobless-pay/75223918/
  13. It's almost comical to see that "name calling" or changing in other areas too. Regulations were forced on pawn shops to the point where some changed their names to "paun" shop or "second-hand buyers". In response to beef jerky/meat regulations, some convenience stores in Michigan switched to offering "JERKEY" for sale. Along with the new provisioning centers, maybe some "fimmers" markets will be o.k. too?
  14. The Squares Lose: Hemp Flag to Grace Capitol Building on July 4th see the article at: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/07/hemp-flag-capitol-july-4/66787/
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