______ Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 There's a rabbit walking through the woods, and he comes upon a deer, and the deer's rolling a joint. The rabbit says, "Hey, deer, I love you, man, don't smoke that stuff. Enjoy life with me and come through the woods." So the deer follows. They're walking through the woods and they see a skunk cutting up some cocaine. The rabbit says, "Hey, skunk, I love you, bro, don't do that cocaine. Enjoy life with us and come through the woods." So he follows the deer and the rabbit. They walk up on a bear, and he's fixing up a rig of heroin, about to shoot up some heroin. The rabbit says, "Bear, man, don't do that, bro, I love you, man..." The bear slaps the bunny muffin out of the rabbit and he goes flying through the woods. The skunk and the deer go, "What the hell'd you do that for?" The bear says, "Every time that little bunny eats ecstasy, he comes around here telling me how much he loves me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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