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There's a rabbit walking through the woods, and he comes upon a deer, and the deer's rolling a joint.

The rabbit says, "Hey, deer, I love you, man, don't smoke that stuff. Enjoy life with me and come through the woods."

So the deer follows. They're walking through the woods and they see a skunk cutting up some cocaine.

The rabbit says, "Hey, skunk, I love you, bro, don't do that cocaine. Enjoy life with us and come through the woods."

So he follows the deer and the rabbit. They walk up on a bear, and he's fixing up a rig of heroin, about to shoot up some heroin.

The rabbit says, "Bear, man, don't do that, bro, I love you, man..."

The bear slaps the bunny muffin out of the rabbit and he goes flying through the woods.

The skunk and the deer go, "What the hell'd you do that for?"

The bear says, "Every time that little bunny eats ecstasy, he comes around here telling me how much he loves me."

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints.


After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the river

to get a drink.


The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink

of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.


The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle.


He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The

crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"


The monkey, totally stoned out of his mind, looks down and says, ......."Dude! How much water did you


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