Drug Testing For New Job

[first mate]

I have a dielema...I'm currently seeking employment (part time),if I should be asked to be drug tested what do I do come clean and offer to show my paper work,try the over the counter flush or just plain abstain until I'm hired....(I hardly think a greeter at wallmart will be randomly drug tested)..just kidding....but the employment I'm seeking is not of the technical variety ...any advice???

[+420Atheist]

The over the counter flushes don't really work. The only thing that does is the hidden bag of urine with the false body part. Best bet is to abstain for 30 days and drink a lot of water.

[Ionic7]

The over the counter flushes don't really work. The only thing that does is the hidden bag of urine with the false body part. Best bet is to abstain for 30 days and drink a lot of water.

 

 

Buy a box of certo gelitan mix, mix the bag with a large glass of water the day of said test, drink drink drink drink, it prolly will not taste to good, but it helped someone i know a few times with drug tests.

[GanjaWarrior]

The over the counter flushes don't really work. The only thing that does is the hidden bag of urine with the false body part. Best bet is to abstain for 30 days and drink a lot of water.

Maybe it depends on the brand or even proper use.... i did two years on parole... i dont abstain! still made it thansk to those over the counter things. i have also gotten two jobs because of them.... with that said i drank way too much this last time n it didnt work... so i showed em my paper work and they just said i passed

[first mate]

thanks all....I think Im just going to come clean...lets face it meds are meds, I wake up every morning and pop 5 pills that are prescribed,for me, for various ailments...why is the 6th one such a problem...the one by the way that seems to be helping me the most....I don't get it!!!

[MmmSquirrel4Dinner]

Buy a box of certo gelitan mix, mix the bag with a large glass of water the day of said test, drink drink drink drink, it prolly will not taste to good, but it helped someone i know a few times with drug tests.

 

I can say with the utmost confidence that this works... though I use the liquid version. Made by the same company it is much easier to use, 4 hours before testing slug down a bag and drink plenty of water. Urinate once to flush the remaining toxins/thc out, the you will urinate clearly for hours.

 

My experience was years ago, smoked before work. At lunch I downed said liquid certo, and whizzed once. End of the shift I went to the testing facility and was told that I wasn't registered and would have to come back tomorrow. Smoked on the way home, once again before work, ate more of the certo at lunch and smoked on the way to the testing place. Passed on the spot.

 

I put five years into that plastics company.

 

I have passed probation testing, job screenings and home screenings... it works.

 

Like 3-5 dollars and you get two of these large silver plastic bags filled with the goodness.

 

NOM NOM NOM it down 3-4 hours before testing

 

Drink lots of H2O

 

Urinate once early on so that the following bathroom breaks are CLEAR.

 

Lasts around 6-8 hours

 

Enjoy and report back to the thread about how it went.

[first mate]

Het thanks....my wife tells me thats the same thing she adds to preseves to make jellies and jams ...says it would be like drinking snot!!!

[first mate]

I guess if it works it's worth a try...what does it taste like????

[bobandtorey]

maybe after Joe gets paid you know the guy from wal-mart no one will have to worry about it any more now thast a Big deal if you think about it that way thats why the ACLU is in on it i think

[bobandtorey]

The over the counter flushes don't really work. The only thing that does is the hidden bag of urine with the false body part. Best bet is to abstain for 30 days and drink a lot of water.

 

 

and they will no be making them any more after the Wal-mart guys sues them for his job or maybe it's not what he wants is his job i think he is doing it for his Rights and is doing it for you and me