How To Install A Security System...

[+RevThad]

I came across this at another forum I frequent but figured it needed to be shared.

 

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

 

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

 

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

 

 

 

 

"Bubba,

 

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

 

Better wait outside. Be right back.

 

Cooter"

 

[1337Gr33n]

Love it! +rep

[Shadeleaf]

LMAO...Awesome, maybe some empty casings too!! +1

[Green-Nubie]

LMAO...Awesome, maybe some empty casings too!! +1

 

I use my targets from the shooting range....

 

when they see 50-100 holes in a 6" group ..it will make ya think...

[Guest Wayne]

I've got a small room I store all flammable material such as gasoline, acetylene, oxygen, gunpowder, ammunition, and bio-hazardous material, hence all the warning stickers on the door. Gonna have to clean it out for a grow room one of these days.

[Shadeleaf]

I use my targets from the shooting range....

 

when they see 50-100 holes in a 6" group ..it will make ya think...

 

Then add a note: Distance approximately from front door to end of driveway!