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A guy walked into the local welfare office

to pick up his check.


He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi.

You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.

I'd really rather have a job.'


The social worker behind the counter said,

' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job

opening from a very wealthy old man who wants

a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.


You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes CL,

and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter

on her overseas holiday trips.


This is rather awkward to say but you will also

have as part of your job assignment to satisfy

her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's

and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with

plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the

garage will be designated for your sole use

and the salary is $200,000 a year.'


The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,

'You're bullshittin' me!'


The social worker said,

' Yeah, well, you started it.'

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Guest thequietone

I do the Best i can ....


Many are very happy w/ my Meds ...


and I'm getting better :thumbsu:


Yes you are getting good Tarzan. I got the chance to taste your White Widow, very tasty!

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