borneagle Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Behold the sign of the Son of Man. The bible states the following. Mat 24:30 "Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the Heavens..." The KING is in town... and his name is Ophiuchus! And he uses a "secret" herb to heal mankind, and even bring people back to life! He does as he wants, when he wants, and he uses CANNABIS to heal. Behold I give to you the King of Heaven. The twelve sun signs of the Zodiac are now bowing to the King (just like the twelve that followed Jesus) and the King's name is Ophiuchus and Cannabis is his secret herb. Wake up time!! Most of what you have been taught is a lie! Check out your new sun sign and gain understanding! ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13 TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19 GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20 CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9 LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15 VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30 LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22 SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29 OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17 SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18 CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15 AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11 PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 1 As it is above, so it is below. All things are about to change. THE HEAVENS DECLARE THAT THERE IS A NEW ORDER! PRAISE GOD! And Marijuana is the foundation of this new order. The Tree of Life is coming to center stage, and will NOT be defeated. For those who might be unfamiliar with Ophiuchus I was able to find this video that touches on some interesting points. Peace to Cannabis Consumers everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+420Atheist Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Zeus killed Asclepius and placed him in the sky as Ophiuchus. I think you are mixing up your bronze age mythologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaquetoo Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 oh lord! Tell you what you tell me your sign and ill give you your horiscope every day! and I will be as good as any out there, it only takes common sense, and the news and paying attn to what is going on around you and your lil world,,,,,,I know the ancient people used the stars for their gods, they made lil holes in the pyramids line up with certain consalations at certain time of the year or century! but horoscopes!! maybe ill start a fortune teller thread, or daily horocope thread in the conspiracy forum! Peace FTW Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mibrains Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 what about April 2nd through the 18th? this is just one of the obvious holes in this theory of yours.... sorry no son of man prophecy align mental residue allowed onto MI Brains.... not that i don't believe...in god.... i just don't think a 13th sign has anything to do with prophecy.... just as some do now, some then fell for the propaganda. don't be fooled. planetary alignments simply measure time. they don't create cosmic anomaly's that allow time portal transient non-mortal almighty beequeethers to destroy all matter assemblies currently in existance..... JMHO Behold the sign of the Son of Man. The bible states the following. Mat 24:30 "Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the Heavens..." The KING is in town... and his name is Ophiuchus! And he uses a "secret" herb to heal mankind, and even bring people back to life! He does as he wants, when he wants, and he uses CANNABIS to heal. Behold I give to you the King of Heaven. The twelve sun signs of the Zodiac are now bowing to the King (just like the twelve that followed Jesus) and the King's name is Ophiuchus and Cannabis is his secret herb. Wake up time!! Most of what you have been taught is a lie! Check out your new sun sign and gain understanding! ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13 TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19 GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20 CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9 LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15 VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30 LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22 SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29 OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17 SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18 CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15 AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11 PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 1 As it is above, so it is below. All things are about to change. THE HEAVENS DECLARE THAT THERE IS A NEW ORDER! PRAISE GOD! And Marijuana is the foundation of this new order. The Tree of Life is coming to center stage, and will NOT be defeated. For those who might be unfamiliar with Ophiuchus I was able to find this video that touches on some interesting points. Peace to Cannabis Consumers everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mibrains Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 dude i just stole this for my screen saver.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisharoo Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 No problem. It seems like a good idea anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizerman Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 what about April 2nd through the 18th? this is just one of the obvious holes in this theory of yours.... sorry no son of man prophecy align mental residue allowed onto MI Brains.... not that i don't believe...in god.... i just don't think a 13th sign has anything to do with prophecy.... just as some do now, some then fell for the propaganda. don't be fooled. planetary alignments simply measure time. they don't create cosmic anomaly's that allow time portal transient non-mortal almighty beequeethers to destroy all matter assemblies currently in existance..... JMHO Ditto. What about April 2nd thru April 18th? Just a typo? Or, are all those people going to get to ride the rollercoaster until the end of time? Don't bogart that doobage! Pass it around and let it be a "Festivus for the rest of us!" Mizerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borneagle Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Sorry for the typo the last date should have an "8" added to the end, and read thus "APRIL 18TH". So it should look like this: ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13 TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19 GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20 CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9 LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15 VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30 LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22 SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29 OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17 SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18 CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15 AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11 PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 18 Peace!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borneagle Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Ditto. What about April 2nd thru April 18th? Just a typo? Or, are all those people going to get to ride the rollercoaster until the end of time? Don't bogart that doobage! Pass it around and let it be a "Festivus for the rest of us!" Mizerman If you are born between April 2nd and 18th... you go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.00. LOL, Sorry I couldn't resist. I fixed the typo for ya. Peace!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne'sWorld Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 My sign? NO U-TURN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boroboro Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'll play! King James version: 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. 24:32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: 24:33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Aren't we a little late? The moon still shines, the stars haven't 'fallen from heaven' --- well, as far as I can tell anyway. And what happened to poor old Scorpio? Did he do something bad? Why does he only get 7 days now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil78 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 so, now you're mixing astrology with Christianity? i'm hoping you know a lot about astrology, because Christianity is not your forte (there is no place for astrology in Christianity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank R Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) Well, I don't reckon the sun aligning with the galactic center is going to produce any event other than to block the galactic center from our view. That being said, the galactic center does house a super massive black hole, which are known to produce gamma ray bursts, but the poles of this black hole are not pointing at our planet. Real risk doesn't come from the center of the Milky Way, but from other galactic center super massive black holes and unknown super novas, which also produce massive gamma ray bursts that can cross galaxies. Reality is always much more interesting than mythology. "A gamma-ray burst in the Milky Way, if close enough to Earth and beamed towards it, could have significant effects on the biosphere. The absorption of radiation in the atmosphere would cause photodissociation of nitrogen, generating nitric oxide that would act as a catalyst to destroy ozone.[75] According to a 2004 study, a GRB at a distance of about a kiloparsec (3,262 light-years) could destroy up to half of Earth's ozone layer; the direct UV irradiation from the burst combined with additional solar UV radiation passing through the diminished ozone layer could then have potentially significant impacts on the food chain and potentially trigger a mass extinction.[2][76] The authors estimate that one such burst is expected per billion years, and hypothesize that the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event could have been the result of such a burst, although there is no current evidence to support this idea." When a galaxy looks like this, it can't hurt us: But one's that look like this has us in its sights for a gamma ray burst: Edited January 11, 2011 by Frank R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mibrains Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 It will not be the end of humanity that will be recorded in the stars, but the sum total of all that we were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+420Atheist Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 It will not be the end of humanity that will be recorded in the stars, but the sum total of all that we were. Dang Joe that is pretty profound. It reminds me of something Carl Sagan would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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