Where On Earth Will Nasa's Doomed Satellite Fall On Friday?

[TheBeagle]

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Maybe is full of Alien Buds!

[Morhawk]

Scientists will likely have a much better idea of where the debris will land about two hours before the impact, NASA officials said.

 

But, NASA was able to rule out North America as being in the potential debris drop zone.

 

Okay, guys... Wait for it... wait for iiiiitttttt.. LONDON! GO, RUNNNNNN, MOVE IT, MOVE IIIIIIT!!!!

[TheBeagle]

dam i want it to land in my backyard This would be a killin ! Scrapyard here i come!

[Morhawk]

dam i want it to land in my backyard This would be a killin ! Scrapyard here i come!

 

I see it now, sitting on your porch in overalls, a shotgun, and some whiskey.. Soo, I reckon youn's fellas want your space-a-ma-jiggar back?

[TheBeagle]

I see it now, sitting on your porch in overalls, a shotgun, and some whiskey.. Soo, I reckon youn's fellas want your space-a-ma-jiggar back?

 

DAM right! You want it back don't cha fellar!? Go Legalize it and we can talk

[Morhawk]

DAM right! You want it back don't cha fellar!? Go Legalize it and we can talk

 

Imagine those headlines. Man refuses to release satellite debris until cannabis is legalized. "Mary Jane Vs. Buzz Lightyear" "Ground Control to Major Jane: We want our satellite back"