The Dudepocalypse Is Nigh!

[+Malamute]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc

 

Police in South Carolina arrested a North Charleston woman Monday night after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

According to the official report, Vernett Bader, 54, became irritated with her 64-year-old roommate (and one-time boyfriend) after he rejected her pleas to turn off the Eagles and told her to "shut up."

Bader then entered the kitchen and grabbed a serrated knife, which she subsequently used to stab her roommate several times in the arm, hand, and elbow.

The roommate and his brother managed to wrestle the knife away from Bader, but she quickly retrieved another from the kitchen.

All three were intoxicated at the time, per the report.

It's unclear which of the band's songs drove Bader over the edge, but police have narrowed down the possible suspects to "Witchy Woman," "Take It Easy," "Peaceful Easy Feeling," "Take It to the Limit," "One of These Nights," "Tequila Sunrise," and "Hotel California" on repeat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PHOENIX, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A law officially forbidding ferrets from being brought into the Arizona restaurants has taken effect.

Friday, the 90th day since this year's legislative session was adjourned, marked the day 256 new laws took effect in the state, including the ferret ban, which stems from efforts to narrow the number of species considered "service animals," Capital Media Services reported Monday.

Laws previously allowed several types of animals to be claimed as "service animals" and brought into restaurants and other facilities by people with disabilities, but the new law restricts the designation to dogs and miniature horses.

Miniature horses were left on the list due to their ability to be trained, greater physical strength than dogs and their longevity.

[Celliach]

Fu¢k it, dude.  Let's go bowling.

[+washtenaut]

I just re-watched that the other night with some friends.  Laughed our asses off.  John Goodman was excellent. 

[abe supercro]

It was this one -

 

[TheHarvester]

The Eagles bring strong reactions from people. I've never attacked someone because they were playing them, but I certainly can understand the desire.

I'll take Creedence any day.

[+Malamute]

She stabbed him with her steely knife?

 

Heh...

 

 I could go on and on with great jokes around this one.

 

But, I am also a Dudeist Priest , so.... I have a specific view of this.

 

 

 Stabbable offense?  You be the Judge....

 

Hahaha....

[jointedone]

 

Edited October 16, 2013 by jointedone