Billy74 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 I have a Chance to get a Job but it requires a pre-employment urine test, I use MMJ at least once a day so what are my options? I could use synthetic urine or I could use ready clean any other ideas would be greatly appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williams2311 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 I have a Chance to get a Job but it requires a pre-employment urine test, I use MMJ at least once a day so what are my options? I could use synthetic urine or I could use ready clean any other ideas would be greatly appreciated. Quick fix or agent x both are fake pee just warm it up before you go stays warm for like 5 or 6 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy74 Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Quick fix or agent x both are fake pee just warm it up before you go stays warm for like 5 or 6 hours I was thinking of using fake pee I just wasnt sure if someone would be watching or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydraulic Jack Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Most pre-employment pee tests are part of a physical....Hiding clean urine may be a problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy74 Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Most pre-employment pee tests are part of a physical....Hiding clean urine may be a problem... How long do you think it would take to clean myself out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williams2311 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Most pre-employment pee tests are part of a physical....Hiding clean urine may be a problem... Never had to take physical for my jobs however no one is in the bath room with you if that helps at all. I had to put mine on the inside of my leg strapped it on with a bandage. They make you empty your pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy74 Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Never had to take physical for my jobs however no one is in the bath room with you if that helps at all. I had to put mine on the inside of my leg strapped it on with a bandage. They make you empty your pockets Yea I would want to use synthetic urine I just dont want to get caught doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrowGoddess Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 One of my patients, it took just over 60 days before they tested clean. I have had other patients that tested clean after about 30 days. It all depends upon how much marijuana you consume as well as your body chemistry. Now if it were someone that was using large quantities of concentrates, well, who knows how long that would take to test clean. I would guess at least 60 days if not 90. If you fail a drug test or if the test comes out inconclusive because you were drinking a lot of water, the next test they have you take, they will watch you like a hawk. I do know of someone that cheated on their urine test. They used a clean persons urine in a nasal spray bottle and acted like they peed in the cup and got away with it. Having the bottle in his pants, situated under his jewels, kept it warm. He did it for an entire year for probation and got away with it. I am not recommending it, just telling you what I heard. This may be a very big issue soon. I have been hearing lately that they may force people receiving any form of government assistance to endure drug testing. If you test dirty, you get cut off. I am not sure if this is going to become law or not, but, I think eventually, it will. Probably more sooner than later. For some businesses, it is not the business owner that enforces random drug testing, it is their insurance companies that mandate it. Whether it be to be insured at all or to get a lower rate. Either way, it sucks! Whatever happened to personal privacy? I would have to put it on the extinct list! Personally, as an employer, I would rather my employee go home after work and free their mind, or treat an ailment with marijuana than to go home after work and get drunk to free their mind or just to cope with their pain or other ailment. Chances are the pot smoker would be a more loyal, trustworthy employee vs. an alcoholic! Am I right? Maybe not...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydraulic Jack Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) If it's part of a physical you would be down to your shorts with a gown on...HJ Edited October 20, 2013 by Hydro Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrowGoddess Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yes, I suppose with a physical that would present a problem. You would have to be very creative.... LOL For random testing, there are ways around it. If you really need the job, or if you really cannot afford to lose the job you have, Then I suppose you shouldn't take any chances and bite the bullet and stay clean. It is not fair, I know. It just bums me out when it comes to mj. Hopefully the feds get off their lazy, incompetent bottoms and pass a bill that changes the classification of mj make it legal for medicinal use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy74 Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 What does anyone think about ready clean and their pre cleanse pills that you take for 5 days before the test and then you drink the ready clean before the test? Any thoughts on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t-pain Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 those pills dont sound fda approved... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imiubu Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 I tested clean one time after smoking less than 12 hrs prior (employment random). I tested 'dirty' after not smoking for over 4 months. I think it is all a scam and not all samples make it to the lab... or if they do, only a % are tested? myoh2 and experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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