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Dear National Republican Senatatorial Committee


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Hey guys. These people started sending me email out of the blue. I responded:


"Thank you so much for your interest in using my gmail account to contact me. Be advised that I look forward to hearing from you soon and often. The terms are that, for your next contact subsequent to today you agree to pay me $1,000.00 (one thousand dollars), and each time subsequent to that to pay in the amount of $5,000.00 (five thousand dollars), due and payable in full in 30 days. Late charges in the amount of $500.00 (five hundred dollars) to accrue per day. 

Thank you and I look forward to a long and rewarding relationship."


Now they have contacted me again many times, and sometimes twice a day. I wonder if there are any attorneys who want to join the fun. I can offer a generous commission. Either way, I'll have a grand time.

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