Dalai Lama Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Hello everyone. I look forward to bringing what experience I can to this community. Any questions, always feel free to ask. ✌ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphod Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 What is the answer to life the universe and everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trichcycler Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 3, 7, 12 respectively Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I wood Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 What is the answer to life the universe and everything? 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplehaze Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Nice to meet you, Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishRnot4ganja Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 What is the answer to life the universe and everything? The Hokie Pokie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableDro-Man Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 The Hokie Pokie. Well then, this topic really turned itself around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaquetoo Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) Welcome to the site, I hope you get better responses than you have already! IM sure you will as long as the ones that already have been smart arses dont reply to this thread again! Welcome I wish you the best! Beleive it or not this is a realy good site, with only a few arse holes here, so pay no attn to the idiots! I hope you find what you need here, I did when I became a member in 09, so please hang in and im sure you will get treated better than you did on this first post,,,,,,,actualy im embarrassed for this whole site the way they welcomed you! If you ever need some answer that are not smart arse answers pm me, I will be more than willing to answer any questions I can! Peace and welcome to our site! Jim Edited March 16, 2015 by phaquetoo blackhorse, Quadcarl and free420country 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trichcycler Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 If the Dalai Lama was a redneck, he'd believe in reintarnation maybe? start with googling ops avatar name......then, all at once, the welcome seems warm, tight, witty, and with love. I'm absolutely sure the op "gets it". "To those non-native speakers who, like the Dalai Lama, have no idea what he’s going on about, the joke is when he says “make me one with everything.” It’s a pun (meaning it has 2 meanings): 1) Make me a pizza with everything 2) Make me at harmony with everything (which according to the Buddhist tenet the ultimate goal is to become one with the world and be at peace through meditation. What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?Make me one with everything.The hot dog vendor said "that will be $2.50" and the Dalai Lama handed him a five.And waited.The Dalia Lama said "Hey where's my change?"The hot dog vendor said "change must come from within"The Dalai Lama admitted this was true, and ate his hot dog, but it gave him bad breath and bothered his sore tooth.The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. Although old and frail, he walked often, and he walked barefoot, as evidenced by the thickness of the soles of his feet. It is for this reason he is known as the "super-calloused-fragile-mystic-vexed with-halitosis."The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trichcycler Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 42 so you, too, do not need to suffer the indignity of being an idiot arse hole, I'll share the reason for the (your) best answer, most likely to be soaring over many heads. The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, "The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything", calculated by an enormous supercomputer over a period of 7.5 million years. Unfortunately no one knows what the question is. and of course there is more, much more here; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(number) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregS Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 The Hokie Pokie. Welcome aboard nugget. trichcycler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockinsteady Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Welcome, and I'll look forward to seeing you around here, Dalai Lama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableDro-Man Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Likewise, welcome and don't mind the angry bear in the room. Me thinks someone may have taken the joking things in a wrong light. The actual Dalai Lama loves jokes if that video is any indicator. trichcycler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trichcycler Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 . The actual Dalai Lama loves jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzrokk Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Welcome to the site I look forward to your input and participation my friend............ And I thought the answer was Pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex17 Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Hi Dalai Lama.Gonna look forward with your sharing of experience. See you around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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