Hi. I'm Herb, And I'm Addicted To Vegetables.

[GregS]

Televangelist Pat Robertson said on Monday that people who smoked marijuana, used cocaine or consumed alcohol had been enslaved by vegetables.

“God gave you and me as human beings authority, he gave us dominion over everything on this Earth,” the TV preacher explained on Monday’s 700 Club. “Over all the animals, all the snakes, all the birds, all the plants, all the vegetables.”

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“Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable,” he continued. “And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables. And you were made in the image of God. God made you in his image to reign and rule with him. He gave you incredible authority.”

“Why would you become a slave to a vegetable? Why? Why would you do it.?

Robertson said that he had “seen a lot of stuff” in his lifetime so he understood that people had a lot of problems, “but God Almighty can deliver you from the bondage of your addiction.”

“Your slavery to vegetables, he can set you free,” he insisted.

 

[GregS]

Help me jeebus.

[trichcycler]

"Hi, I'm a vegetable, and I'm addicted to cash and fame"

 

respect to his followers, as much as I respect my vegetables at least.

[Chauncy Gardner]

Pat Robertson is quickly becoming a vegetable himself. I do agree with him re: addiction though. What his followers need to understand and embrace is that Marijuana/Cannabis is not a vegetable, ergo it is not possible to become addicted to it.

 

But wait... tobacco is not a vegetable either... and I didn't know that the coca plant is a vegetable... and aren't distilled spirits (except vodka) made from grain?

 

Is it possible that Pat Robertson is full of shitte?