Do you talk dirty to your plants?

[Slappy]

I don't know if it helps 'em out or not, but I talk real dirty to my ladies. So much so that my wife would be embarrassed if she overheard. I can't help myself tho. When I see those flowers start bulking up, and getting all juicy, I'll say stuff like: Ohh baby, I love the way you smell, you're driving me crazy. If I had a small enough Johnson, I'd pollinate you my darn self." LOL. They seem to like it. Am I the only one who does this?

[glued gorilla]

On 8/30/2019 at 9:15 AM, Slappy said:

I don't know if it helps 'em out or not, but I talk real dirty to my ladies. So much so that my wife would be embarrassed if she overheard. I can't help myself tho. When I see those flowers start bulking up, and getting all juicy, I'll say stuff like: Ohh baby, I love the way you smell, you're driving me crazy. If I had a small enough Johnson, I'd pollinate you my darn self." LOL. They seem to like it. Am I the only one who does this?

I think you might be, lol. I talk to my ladies, but I am a gentleman 😄 I would be worried if I got an extra sticky bud from you 😂

[8Roller]

LMAO! I thought I was the only one..