Never Get A Nurse Mad!

[phaquetoo]

A big shot attny had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nruses because he bossed them around, just like he did his staff. none of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

 

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced. "I have to take your temperatrure." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

 

No, Im sorry. the nurse stated, but for this reading, I cant use an oral thermometer. This started another round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

 

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, I have to get something, Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!

 

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door. Laughing..

 

After about 20 minutes, the mans dr. came into the room. Whats goin on here? asked the dr.

 

Angrily, the man answered, Whats the matter, Doc?

 

Havent you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?

 

After a pause the dr. confessed,,,,,"not with a daffodil"

 

FTW

Peace!

Jim

[Guest ICUDOUCME]

Somebody ban this man, i think he pee'd in his weed to much, Bwahahahahaahahhaa

 

BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

 

.......................or not!

[phaquetoo]

Somebody ban this man, i think he pee'd in his weed to much, Bwahahahahaahahhaa

 

BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

 

.......................or not!

 

 

Bawahahahahaha!

FTW

Peace!

Jim