Santa, Will You Stay With Me ?

[drtarzanmd]

One Christmas Eve,

Santa Claus comes down the chimney and

is startled by a beautiful 39 year old blonde.

 

She said "Santa, will you stay with me?",

 

Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go,

gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys ,you know."

 

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties,

she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

 

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go,

gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys,you know."

 

She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

 

Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay,

can't get up the chimney with my Pee-Pee this way!"

[MLM]

Hilarious, thanks for the good cheer drtarzanmd!