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The Government Today Announced That It's Changing It's Emblem From An Eagle To A Condom


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The government today announced that it's changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while your actually being screwed.

 

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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WTF?

 

Sb :(

 

I'll type it slower for you.

 

The government today announced that it's changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while your actually being screwed.

 

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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