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trix Advanced Member

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K last one don't wanna blow up your post, sorry....

 

Also I have a few absolutely hilarious ones but I don't want offend any certain race even though its not that bad of one, but its pretty freaking funny..

 

k...

 

Q: Did you hear about the 13 year old boy that got hold of his fathers' Viagra?

 

A: They rushed him to the hospital with 3rd degree burns on his hands.

 

Trix

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phaquetoo Advanced Member

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Maggots.

 

 

aint never seen anything like that, where they find this guy you know any info on this pic? phaq head! lmao! oh sorry we are only supposed to be offensive to the op! I say phaq every one, more details please, its not lke you just put a pic of some babe showing her body no need for words on that kind of pic!

 

 

:growl::thumbsu::devil::goodjob:

 

I cant make up my mind if im mad or happy!

 

Peace

FTW

Jim

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WTF is that?

 

That is what happens when you are hiking and don't properly take care of a small wound.

 

I will bet his new nick name is Peggy. He will be taking all your tech support phone calls.

 

 

Ok an offensive atheist joke:

 

A Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak. The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.” The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days singing your praises.” The atheist says, “Oh, guys, if you pass me that one life preserver, I promise I’ll swim to Cleveland.” “And how will you spend the rest of your days?” the Jew and the Catholic ask. “Well,” says the atheist, “I’m not sure, but I can tell you one thing: I’ll never go rowing with other atheists.”

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trix Advanced Member

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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, Why do you love doing that?' 'Because,' she replied, 'I miss mine.'

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A boy asks his mom "why am I white and not black?"

 

The mom replies "the way the party went you're lucky you don't bark"

 

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I was debating posting this in SB's thread but she did have the chicken with boobs removed so i decided against it..

 

 

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

 

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

 

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

 

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

 

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

 

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

 

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

 

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'

 

 

I will refrain from the black joke but its so tempting to post cause its hilarious!!!

 

 

Trix

 

P.S I scroll past them pics of phaq, real quick to.... LOL just playing phaq... :bighug:

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phaquetoo Advanced Member

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That is what happens when you are hiking and don't properly take care of a small wound.

 

I will bet his new nick name is Peggy. He will be taking all your tech support phone calls.

 

 

Ok an offensive atheist joke:

 

A Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak. The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.” The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days singing your praises.” The atheist says, “Oh, guys, if you pass me that one life preserver, I promise I’ll swim to Cleveland.” “And how will you spend the rest of your days?” the Jew and the Catholic ask. “Well,” says the atheist, “I’m not sure, but I can tell you one thing: I’ll never go rowing with other atheists.”

 

 

I take offense im a jew and my mixed up parents baptised me catholic, and some times i think im an athiest,,why you pickin on all my belief's?

 

 

oh yea if they get that other pant leg off an find the same thing we may be calling him neal!

 

peace

FTW

Jim

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trix Advanced Member

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Ok I'm adding this one please take no offense, note this isn't the one I truly wanted to post but man this one funny !!!!

 

A truck driver with a shipment of black bowling balls is driving down the road late one night and sees 2 black kids on shoulder, both with broken down bikes.

He decides to do the nice thing and offer the boys a ride. They had to sit in the back with the shipment of bowling balls because there was no room in the cab for them.

 

A few miles down the road the truck driver gets pulled over for speeding and has a routine check of his truck and cargo, done by the officer.

The cops walks around to the back, opens up the door and Immediately gets on his radio frantically calling for back up !!!!!

 

"This guys got a truck full of negro eggs, quick, hurry up and get here. 2 of them have hatched and already stolen bikes!!"

 

Trix

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