Have You Broken The Law ?

[drtarzanmd]

Self Arrest Form

 

 

Please print Form and Fill out .....

 

Please Follow Instructions :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To Make your Self Arrest Official ,

 

Please Press Button Below :

 

[bobandtorey]

Thats funny

[Bisharoo]

Well that will sure speed things up in our processing at our nearest fusion center. Very good one Dr. T!!!

Bad thing is, some folks would think this is a good idea!

If we are going to continue to enforce various types of prohibition, the only logical end would be a total prison state to ensure that people OBEY whatever law or decree, constitutional or not ,moral or ethical or not. That is the only goal of our police, judges, many lawyers, all major media outlets, our two main political parties, many major corporations, and the entire military/industrial/corporate complex. If they don't get total compliance with their will and choices for your life, they feel compelled to increase their control and police activities, even though now it is so clear that they are only interested in furthering their agenda and not protecting the citizenry, people will vote for republicans and democrats this fall and continue the cycle and wonder what happened. A total and complete police state is the only logical end for someone bent on controlling others (who have harmed no others) to conform to their will and beliefs, even at the cost of killing individual humans or at least taking all their worldly possessions and making their lives a living hell on earth. And they think this is perfectly acceptable in their world, killing some individuals for the good of the group (in their twisted, evil, small minds), or heck, why not kill a lot, since they can get away with a few here and there, why not step it up a notch? Seems like they are...

[Darkmatter]

 

I love the thumb-sized bible at the end.

 

What about line 7 though ? Does that mean I can use my MMJ? Or am I arresting myself for that today?

[LongHairBri]

for the good of the community, I'm willing to declare myself a contraband drop-off location. you know what you've been doing. better to drop "it" off here now than risk self-arrest/prosecution

[donnachris]

LOL now that's funny as ever. Now someone is passing out the form so that we can arrest ourselves. NO WAY!!! I'm not doing anything illegal. Everything is above the board and totally legal.

[TheBeagle]

((throws candy wrapper on the ground) ....please send me the packet