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A father buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.


The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.


The son says, "I did some homework."


The robot slaps the son.


"Ok! Ok! I was at a friend's house watching movies."


Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"


Son says, "Toy Story." And the robot slaps him again.


The son says, "Alright, already! We were watching porn."


"What!?" Yells Dad. "At your age I didn't even know what porn was."


The robot promptly slaps Dad.


"Ha!" laughs Mom, "he certainly is your son."


And the robot slaps the mom.

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