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Mad Science Marijuana: Lab Develops Odorless Weed

 

A legion of mad marijuana breeders operating at a high-security laboratory in Vancouver recently began manipulating the DNA of hundreds of strains in hopes of developing a new generation of wicked weed for the sick.

 

According to reports, MediJean is currently experimenting with about 224 marijuana strains in an attempt to breed a selection of high-potency varieties to be used by patients suffering from a broad range of debilitating ailments, including cancer,multiple sclerosis and epilepsy.

 

Jean Chiasson, Chief Executive Officer for MediJean, says that his scientists have already produced about 40 new strains that possess a great ability to heal and help, and one strain, he boasts, is completely odorless.

 

Chiasson says the work that takes place at MediJean is unlike that of traditional medical grow operations; these scientists are an elite group of researchers that work to alter the chemical footprint of existing marijuana breeds and balance them with other ingredients to produce strains with very different effects.

 

What’s interesting is that while this fortress of the high sciences is busy producing super strains for the sick, they are doing so under a security clearance just one step beneath the requirements of a military base.

 

That’s because recent regulations imposed by Health Canada make it mandatory for all marijuana facilities to have super security. In the case of MediJean, the facility’s location is kept confidential; surveillance cameras are positioned all over the property; photography is strictly prohibited and visitors are required to go through checkpoints upon entering or leaving the facility.

 

While we are on the edge of our seats to test this company’s odorless weed – add a vape pen to that we you have ganja you can smoke anywhere.

 

Trix
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"completely odorless" may be an overstatement. burning any dried plant material will produce odor.

 

Myrcene, the terpene that is used to train drug dogs, can be quickly bred in, or out of any strain with some punnets square knowledge/ good breeding habits.

Years ago, that guy I knew.. developed a strain that the dogs could not smell by removing at least most of that terpene by "breeding it out". It tasted good,  but myrcene may be the most prevalent terpene in our bud, and is responsible for a myriad of sniff profiles, and maybe medical values so it was expected that the bud didn't smell the way we would except, and did lack some flavor, but it stoned,  but this was long before mmj, and it was funny stuff at the time. prolly still some buds around.

 

he could have been a lucky liar too, but since mmj I've found his words to be true, even the terpene profile magic. nobody knew the word then, and even sounds funny today to some. thc is a cyclic terpene for thought

 

peace out !!

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Mad Science Marijuana: Lab Develops Odorless Weed

 

A legion of mad marijuana breeders operating at a high-security laboratory in Vancouver recently began manipulating the DNA of hundreds of strains in hopes of developing a new generation of wicked weed for the sick.

 

According to reports, MediJean is currently experimenting with about 224 marijuana strains in an attempt to breed a selection of high-potency varieties to be used by patients suffering from a broad range of debilitating ailments, including cancer,multiple sclerosis and epilepsy.

 

Jean Chiasson, Chief Executive Officer for MediJean, says that his scientists have already produced about 40 new strains that possess a great ability to heal and help, and one strain, he boasts, is completely odorless.

 

Chiasson says the work that takes place at MediJean is unlike that of traditional medical grow operations; these scientists are an elite group of researchers that work to alter the chemical footprint of existing marijuana breeds and balance them with other ingredients to produce strains with very different effects.

 

What’s interesting is that while this fortress of the high sciences is busy producing super strains for the sick, they are doing so under a security clearance just one step beneath the requirements of a military base.

 

That’s because recent regulations imposed by Health Canada make it mandatory for all marijuana facilities to have super security. In the case of MediJean, the facility’s location is kept confidential; surveillance cameras are positioned all over the property; photography is strictly prohibited and visitors are required to go through checkpoints upon entering or leaving the facility.

 

While we are on the edge of our seats to test this company’s odorless weed – add a vape pen to that we you have ganja you can smoke anywhere.

 

Trix

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I love it. "Security clearance just one step beneath a military base". It's like the stuff contained within is more valuable than gold?

 

How much would gold be worth if it could be grown on trees in one's backyard? Zero, zilch, nada.

 

I live for the day when marijuana is worth $00.00. When it is no longer vilified as "that which can not be seen, smelled, tasted, or smoked due to its irreversible effects on the human body and psyche". BS a mile long and two miles wide.

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I love it. "Security clearance just one step beneath a military base". It's like the stuff contained within is more valuable than gold?

 

How much would gold be worth if it could be grown on trees in one's backyard? Zero, zilch, nada.

 

I live for the day when marijuana is worth $00.00. When it is no longer vilified as "that which can not be seen, smelled, tasted, or smoked due to its irreversible effects on the human body and psyche". BS a mile long and two miles wide.  or one mile wide and 6 miles long and you have the size of st.clair shores!

 

I like the taiste and smell! quit messing with my mmj!  lol

 

Peace

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